Well Uncle Wilfred, It's your own story you're telling. And for the record, I would never come between you and Bertha. No sane man would. And when you marry Bertha, it will definitely be "for Worse"...........LOL.I'm sure that we all can't date Ms Bertha Faye as our good friend Mr Frankie D., aka "fdce54" has been able to. Few of us have the kind of qualities that guys like Frankie D., or before her break up with her Wrestling manager, "Mr Harvey Whippleman" have. (See video above).
Many of the guys here are married and as those wedding vows say; "For Better or for Worse". The guys accept that and at times deal with it as it is.
So for those guys, Uncle Vinny offers you some great advice.