I just got a call from a nun I didn't know. Seems she was Willy D's 6th grade teacher, and she asked me to pass on his Happy Festivus message from her. She told me that he was the worst behaved kid she ever had, and if she had her way, instead of being promoted to the 7th grade, he would have been demoted to the 4th grade. In any event, she also asked me to give him a current photo of her, Sister Mary Rottencrotch (she's ageless). Here 'tis . . .
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