NO FRILLS P 3
?ANT FARM, MOLE HOLE and NO FRILLS?
PROFILE: Meet Tommy Hokey, Tommy is the spark of the firehouse. He is my age, been on the job maybe a year longer than I, and he is a helluva fireman, always wants the can and be in the middle of all the action. I love him.
Tommy is unique in two ways, first he has this self deprecating sense of humor that is cutting edge, he laughs hard and he has the knack to get you involved which is his intent, a seasoned instigator to start the fireworks. Tommy also sports a lazy eye. When Tommy comes into the firehouse the joint lights up and when he is on his game, which is often, the banter descends into cruel verbal gutter bashing and howls of laughter. You need not only to have thick skin, but a hard shell is a must. I have seen covering officers leave the room when our crew gets fired up with the down and dirty teasing where nothing is off limits, and I mean nothing. [ To this day, I have not heard such cutting quips and raw humor like I did back on Knickerbocker Av. ]
Of course Tommy would be a rich man if he got a dime every time he was called a ?slow-eyed SOB?, or a ?Lazy-eyed Motherfooker?. I even suggested Tommy should look into becoming a baseball umpire, he could stand in position behind second base and ?keep an eye? on first and third base at the same time... Rescue 4 had ?Popeye?, we had ?Cockeye?...We would tell the covering officer tonight Tommy is the LCC and he has difficulty seeing the El pillars in front of him...It went on and on, each time trying to reach deeper gruesome new material... I saw guys stop Tommy mid sentence during a conversation ?hey, who you talking too?...you looking at me?...I?m over here?...If we received an order from a boss in front of Tommy we would respond
Aye, Aye (eye,eye)...We had outrageous belly laughs when Tommy came to work, he gave as good as he got...and I have to give thanks that I could only work twenty four hours because my face and gut needed a break from laughing so hard at the end of the tour. Tommy was the spark.
Tommy and Lt. Marty H. on MUD
[ Tommy recently retired after forty years of service as one of the senior members on the FDNY as L 112 LCC, Godspeed Tom! ]
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ANT FARM
L 112 and E 277 could expect one or two new transfers ?into? the company every six months or so when a transfer came down from headquarters. The common way to transfer into any house is to first transfer into the engine company for a few years, and when it was ?your turn? you would transfer to the truck if there was an opening. That was the general accepted procedure but did not always work that way. If you had ?seniority points? and not on a ?medical abuse? watch list then you had a good chance of ?crossing the floor?. But there were other circumstances that would take preference, for instance a ?proby? could be assigned to the open spot, ergo you just got shut out, or another firefighter who ?knew someone? would make his pitch and come from left field.
Most of the time guys transferring know about the house, I really did not know anything about 112, but most usually do and make their desire known to the Captain and then transfer into the engine and await their turn. Most engine Captains did not mind you ?passing through?, but E 88 Tough Timmy would have you for lunch if you mention you were passing through to go to the truck.
One transfer I recall came from a Queens firehouse in the Rockaways, Mike Weinstine. Almost from the moment he worked his first day tour he discovered he made a huge mistake. First this particular firehouse is was what it is, a tight confining structure of relentless beehive activity. There was always ongoing shenanigans in the firehouse with very little privacy. And since the place was so tight, the gut wrenching ball breaking was relentless, dark, mean and cruel, the best I have ever heard both...giving and receiving... But back to Mike, poor Mike would pace the firehouse like a caged tiger muttering to himself, he was losing color in his face and I swear he started losing weight that very first tour!... Poor Mike was not shy about letting us know he was very uncomfortable here in this intolerable ?ANT FARM?.
I was with a couple of other Brothers near the housewatch when Mike released that blistering gem of verbiage! He did not realize what he just said was gold!... His remark hit us ?like a pie in the face? and we rolled with hysteria; ?ANT FARM?...he was right on the money!... We loved the description, it was accurate, pithy and succinct. We knew History was unfolding right before our very ears. I remember Brother Tommy Hokey saying that ?so many legendary firemen have passed through these quarters, but Mikey Weinstine will be remembered forever with his ?ANT FARM? comment?. Tommy was right.
Mike evidently made some frantic phone calls and detailed the harsh living conditions and pleaded his way out. Mike clicked his ruby slippers three times and was never seen again and was long gone before the ink on the paper was dried back to his Rockaway firehouse. Ah Mikey, we hardly knew ye. And so, Mikey became an instant ?legend? in the folklore of Knickerbocker Avenue, and it is true, long after he was gone, the ?ANT FARM? is still associated with L 112 and E 277... Within days, a few of us designed a new company patch and painted black ants on the wall crawling over the exposed pipes in the kitchen for that special touch.
MOLE HOLE
Since the firehouse was so small, every nook and cranny in the joint was usually occupied. Some guys hung out in the small TV / living room that adjoines our dining room. Two couches were usually occupied by guys sitting on the ends. In the locker room on the third was a small couch that one or two guys might be using to study or simply read because that was generally the most quiet spot in the firehouse. The bunkroom had an old wooden desk crammed in for students to study.
Downstairs below the apparatus floor was a small room that contained the oil burner, next to that, through a door was another larger room in the rear, the width of the firehouse and about twenty feet deep. It contained a well worn dilapidated pool table, a few couches and three recliner chairs that were well broken in. Against the wall was a large handmade wooden shelf with a large television and VCR machine. The entire room was painted gloss black, even the ceiling and pipes that ran through along the ceiling. The room was affectionately called the ?MOLE HOLE? and this was where most of us truck guys hung out between alarms. It was dark, but somewhat comfortable. We even had a pet! Along the pipes ran an albino mouse...we could spot him a mile away...and the poor creature was crippled, he had only three legs and hobbled across the black pipes. We left him alone, afterall it was his house...live and let live.
There was a small clock on the VCR, you had to squint to see the time. I usually slept down in the Mole Hole with a few other guys, I had my couch, and knowing that I ?saw wood? when sleeping, I stayed down in the Hole. Every school day you would wake up to the school kids throwing a baseball against the two long walls of the firehouse that was in the middle of the school courtyard. Thump, thump, thump, on and on.
[ Notice NEW Company Banner now over the single Bay. Created by 277 ECC Mike Schuman after I told him we needed something up there because I keep driving by the firehouse "with no name".... Mike was the best ECC I have every worked with, he was a real professional and quintessential senior man. ]
NO FRILLS
During a day tour we were called to the apparatus floor by our favorite Lieutenant Tommy Keufner. Lt. TK had recently transferred across the floor to the truck and we were happy about that. TK is a very experienced and aggressive fire ground boss with a level head that fits perfectly with the shenanigans of L 112. TK possesses one of those rare abilities where he can be one of the boys and is still respected as a fine boss, a tough ball to juggle that not too many officers can pull off...but he does. I drove TK on occasion after I completed Ladder Chauffeur School, he would call Brooklyn CO; ?Ladder One-one- twelve to Brooklyn, k? adding the extra digit instead of one- one- two. It was comical hearing the dispatcher respond to the non-existent unit and even repeat the numerical without realizing the miscue.
Today we have received a ?rabbit tool? for forcible entry, and TK has us assembled to review the gadget. This is not a new tool as many companies have already had one and the job is in the process of replacing the rabbit tool, which comes in a duffle bag and is heavy, with a newer forcible entry tool called the hydra-ram. A one piece light-weight tool that is proven much more effective than the rabbit tool. During our session reviewing the ?new tool? we discover that this tool has been ?rebuilt? and not even new, a virtual hand me down.
Only a month or so ago select truck companies were receiving for the first time new ?Hurst tools?. We were all excited when we were ordered to report to the ?Rock? for an extrication course during a day tour. Perhaps we will be one of the companies to get this new device! But to our dismay we spent a hot afternoon in the sun learning how to extricate someone from a twisted vehicle using a large ?hand jack? with chains and a hacksaw. Surprise... ?No tool for you?.
To our south, the ?Tin house Truck? not only received a new rig, but was also acquiring all the new toys while we were the recipients of the rebuilt leftovers. During the ?rabbit tool? briefing the discussion turned another direction when it became obvious to us, when, I swear Lt. TK and I said verbatim, ?What are we, ?NO FRILLS? ?? ...alas the name stuck, a perfect fit.
Lt. TK and I had sewn across the back of our turnout coats in reflective lettering ?NO FRILLS? displaying our proud new unit identity... Shortly thereafter we received our new Seagrave rearmount where one of the brothers painted ?NO FRILLS? on the outriggers for viewing when the outriggers were extended and TK had a professional paint the Pathmark logo ?NO FRILLS? on the officer door below the window. ?NO FRILLS? truck was born and everyone in the company was cool with our new tag.
[ NO FRILLS across windshield and NO FRILLS Pathmark Supermarket logo under Officers window. Photo by T. Keller ]
Just before we received our new rig we had a beat up spare for a while, this evening right after roll call, TK with the rest of our crew seized upon an opportunity that was too good to pass by. Fireman Tommy Dunn had just bought a small red compact car and was eager to show us. We had Tommy pull the car in front of the firehouse, someone slapped the spare ?112? magnetic sign* onto his car, someone else placed a small extension ladder across the roof, another made a white stripe along his car using dampened toilet tissue, six foot hooks protruded from the windows and then TK and I posed for a photo op with the ?No Frills? lettering on our turnout coats for effect. The photo became a classic and was even featured in our ?100 Year Centennial? Journal.
Fr. Tommy Dunns new NO FRILLS "red machine". Lt. TK taking command on the left, Johnny Gage taking up the rear preparing for the next alarm. Note "NO FRILLS" on back of turnout coats!
[ Tommy Dunn; Vietnam Vet, outstanding Senior Man. RIP ]
[ * Companies were given unit identification magnetic signs from the shops to display on a ?spare rig? when your regular rig was out of service. One of our members came back with ?176?s?, and we slapped them on our spare rig for the day... until we got caught.]
Next: More 112 coming at ya....
Thanks for reading...Hope you enjoyed! KMG-365